clint is the worst stardew npc
clint: hey emily im a Nice Guy. sex now?
me, from across the bar:
wizards be being named merlon and wearing blue robes with little stars on em
name ONE wizard who is like this…
merlon the wizard
My theory is that eliwood and Hector didn’t know any girl names so they just named Lilina after a combination of Lyn and Florina
Hector: this is our daughter Lilina!
Lyn: Are you fucking kidding me
the reason I love Stardew Valley is that it lets me live out my dream of waking up at 6am and feeling fully rested